hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

(via abscidium)

solacity:

elvistiel:

bubblyambii:

My cousin got hit by a truck.
He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?
This thing is awesome.  I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol

I FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS A TATTOO OKAY

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PAINTING OF SOME SORT

tak3offy0urcolours:

shaving your legs at the weekend just in-case you get some

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guys i feel as ignored as

  • a white crayon
  • the first piece of bread
  • internet explorer
  • the terms of agreement
  • 18+ warning
  • Kevin Jonas
  • the fourth girl in spring breakers

(via itsafullmoonparty)

angryblackman:

steadypickingmyfro:

damnnlyssa:

if you fucked with crash then you know the anxiety these levels created

Mane

The bear running after you was worse.

always died on these parts ffs

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via asian)